I’ve always loved the idea of not being what people expect me to be. — Dita Von Teese (via deefair)

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the best part about being in your 20’s is slowly caring less and less about what people think of you and surrounding yourself with good people

the worst is that I’m broke

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I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone. — Dan Howell  (via tellmefive)

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When there’s nothing to do at work and my boss lets me leave multiple hours early

Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than ‘vindictive’, ‘jealous’, ‘shallow’, ‘vain’, ‘boring’ or ‘cruel’? Not to me. — J.K. Rowling (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears. — At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via offtheocean)

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Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love. jewelypooley About what I said today. (via k-tru34)


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do u wanna cuddle naked yes or yes 

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*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

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